The "Will You Go to the Company Christmas Party with Me?" Card

Dear Brittany,

I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world.
Will you go the EYP Christmas Party with me?

Love,
Andrew

P.S. I think we look a lot better than this couple...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Burrito Badness

A diagramatic explanation why I will not eat burritos at Qdoba.

The "I'm Sorry You Lost Your Job" Card

Dave was let go...practically his whole office, in fact. I immediately asked his gf two thigs: one, who he worked for (Bury + Partners) and two, what are a few of his favorite things (Michael Jackson, Monkeys and Cheese)